Thursday, May 12, 2005

Masturbating Nellie

Did you hear the joke First Lady Laura Bush made regarding her husband at the White House Correspondants Dinner last week?

The punch line was about President Bush, and how when he was new to living on the ranch, he tried to milk a male horse.

Dr. Jocelyn Elders embarassed a nation of moralists and lost her job as US Surgeon General for saying that she thought all children should have free access to condoms and that boys should masturbate in them to get used to using them correctly.

Yet Laura Bush can make a joke about the President like that and no one blinks an eye. I guess the moral majority is perfectly comfortable with the idea of their President masturbating a horse.

4 comments:

  1. Man, there's a great joke in their somewhere!

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  2. Oh but they did. Imagine my amazement when some of the usual talking heads and viewers emailed Fox News, with their complaints. They thought her rather riske jokes were unbecoming of her as the wife of a president and Christian.

    I thought her repertoire at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner was awesome (even thought it was all scripted for her) and confirmed what a cool broad she really is.

    I mean anyone who hangs out with Kinky Friedman has to be……

    http://www.utopiarescue.com/laura_bush.htm

    http://www.utopiarescue.com/tribune.html

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  3. Nice to see they are looking down on what Laura 'hit and run' Bush said. Though, could you imagine the real uproar if Hillary Clinton had said that? There'd still be a bonfire going.

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